Fry Day

It's FRY day, FRY day,

Gotta burn your planet down on FRY day!

Everybody's lookin' forward to the world's end, world's end,

FRY day, FRY day,

Burnin' you down on FRY day

Everybody's lookin' forward to the world's end

Runnin', screamin' (Yeah!)

Dyin', dyin' (Yeah!)

Laser gun, gun, gun!

Lookin' forward to the world's end

FLOWCHART: How to Deal With Your Impending Doom

FORM 2B/N07-2B: NOTIFICATION OF IMPENDING DOOM

Dear Citizen of Planet ________________________,

It has come to our attention that your planet is due for apocalypse. The Galactic Empire understands it can be difficult to process this kind of news but DON'T PANIC.

We have prepared the following helpful instructional FLOWCHART to help you work through your wide variety of options in a thorough, yet timely fashion. Click to enlarge.

Brought to you by the Death Star Cares initiative. 

In George We Trust

George Lucas thinks the world will end in 2012 but what does HE know?

It's not like he invented a giant planet-destroying laser or anything.

Or like he has enough money to build it even if he HAD invented one...