Scissors, Paper, Lightning Fingers

In honour of Death Star PR's 2,000th tweet, Emperor Palpatine has kindly given us permission to print the rules to his favourite game, "Scissors, Paper, Lightning Fingers". The handy instructional graphic and written rules are below.

So enjoy, Galaxy. Play the game at home until it causes heated arguments/bloodshed between you and your otherwise beloved family members.

Here are the rules:

Scissors cuts Paper 

Paper covers Rock 

Rock smashes Saber 

Saber blocks Lightning Fingers 

Lightning Fingers melts Rock

Rock bashes Scissors 

Scissors stabs Lightning Fingers 

Lightning Fingers burns Paper

Paper Order 66's Saber

Saber slices Scissors

Want to play the game everywhere? Of course you do. It's available on a t-shirt here: http://deathstarpr.spreadshirt.com/

The Emperor's New Game

Emperor Palpatine is playing a new game he invented with the clones in Hangar Bay A12.

He calls it "Scissors, Paper, Lightning Fingers".

So far it's 147-nil.




We're going to need some more clones down here.

Cool picture found here.