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The Empire is a vast, galaxy-spanning political organisation with untold resources and power.

The Empire's PR team, on the other hand, consists of three people working in a small office without any windows and only a mid-range coffee machine. You read that right, people, we said mid-range. It's like working in a hut in the Dark Ages.

But you can help. How? Take pity on us, as we would under no circumstances take pity on you. Buy our stuff.

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T-Shirt: Carpe Rebellis

Good news, everyone!

The Death Star's PR Team is proud to release our first t-shirt: "Carpe Rebellis".

Buy it. Force everyone you know to buy it. Wear it with pride.

Edit: By order of Darth Vader, "Carpe Rebellis" is now also available in more fitting bad guy black.

White t-shirt.
Black t-shirt.