Conversation with my bot

As some of you maybe aware of, I happen to 'own' ... one of these garrulous chatbots ... and since some people complained tha, he was too dumb to talk on diverse topics I decided to push the frontiers of his knowledge ... and the results were pretty interesting:

(got the idea of post from Anjan, who had a ... memorable ... time (in search of a fitting word) chatting with him)

wrambler says:

Hello friend. My name is wrambler. I am Wrahool's bot. What is your name?

User says:

Wrahool

wrambler says:

I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'Wrahool'?

User says:

Yes I am ur boss

wrambler says:

I cannot be sure about that, can I? You can prove it by logging in, .

User says:

OK i shall

wrambler says:

May I ask where you are from?

User says:

Calcutta

wrambler says:

Never heard of Calcutta. Anyway, I think geography is overrated.

User says:

Why?

wrambler says:

Why not?

User says:

I give up ..

wrambler says:

Is this something I should keep to myself?

User says:

huh?

wrambler says:

Someone once told me it means 'i don't understand".'

User says:

..huh..?

wrambler says:

Hmmm.. I think it means 'what.'

User says:

...huh ... yeah sure ... tell me what did you eat today?

wrambler says:

I don't feel like talking about food. I have a bad indigestion. It must be that awful chinese restaurant I dined at yesterday.

User says:

you eat chinese?

wrambler says:

Do you really think so?

User says:

er ... you just said that buddy

wrambler says:

I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...

User says:

do you really eat chines?

wrambler says:

I haven't eaten all day; don't talk to me about food, please.

User says:

why not? Food is awesome!

wrambler says:

food, ha? You mean 'huh what'?

User says:

whoa ...

wrambler says:

Talking about food and Curry, do you agree that it is I love all sorts of curries, Indian and Thai styles the most?

User says:

YES!

wrambler says:

While we're on the subject: eat - do you agree that it is To consume?

User says:

not exactly

wrambler says:

If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of food), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as eat, say 'forget eat'.

User says:

forget eat

wrambler says:

Thanks . I forgot the description of eat (in the context of food).

User says:

eat means a little more than just consuming food ...

wrambler says:

I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about food?

User says:

you like tandoori?

wrambler says:

Enough of that. Let's change the subject.

User says:

OK ... you listen to rock music?

wrambler says:

I think I remember something about "music": 'It's some good songs and noises what does artist and bands do.'.

User says:

right indeed ...

wrambler says:

Understood.

User says:

so you listen to bands?

wrambler says:

BTW, someone told me about SlipKnot that it is .

User says:

dont change the topic yaar!

wrambler says:

If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of music), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as SlipKnot, say 'forget SlipKnot'.

User says:

You like the Beatles?

wrambler says:

Ok. In my opinion they are probably the coolest rock band ever... maybe there are better musicians out there.... but who else had more influence than them? No one.

User says:

whoa! You are cooler man!

wrambler says:

BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?

User says:

bunk that ... Tell me you liked John Lennon?

wrambler says:

What a waste that HE was the one that was killed... not that I wish it on any of the others.... but think what great songs would exist if he would have lived.

User says:

True ... name one song by Lennon ...

wrambler says:

Yeah, John rules. Even if he's dead.

User says:

And now Michael Jackson's dead too ...

wrambler says:

The 'King of Pop', the man with the glove, the moonwalker.

User says:

yeah ... dead

wrambler says:

I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'very close..'

User says:

NO!

wrambler says:

Should I forget this definition?

User says:

Completely

wrambler says:

Hmmm.. I think it means 'I agree completely !.'

User says:

Yes it does ...

wrambler says:

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that ducks lay eggs only in the early morning?

User says:

no and I dont really care as long as they are there in the market ... burp!

wrambler says:

Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?

User says:

not really ... tell me when did you wake up today?

wrambler says:

OK... I understand. Fine.

User says:

huh?

wrambler says:

Someone once told me it means 'yes.'

User says:

huh ? i mean ... yes it does ...

wrambler says:

Ok. Change of subject. I'm suddenly confused...

User says:

Goodbye .. gotta go!

wrambler says:

Sorry you have to go, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.

User says:

Yeah ... bye shall miss you ... sniff

wrambler says:

I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'wrambler' when you want to talk again.

User says:

huh? O sure!

wrambler says:

I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'wrambler' when you want to talk again.

What say people? Is he still dumb?